Am I THe OnlY oNe??

I have a few scenarios which I would like to share with you all. Has any of these things ever happened to you or is it just me.Tell me your >>. Am I the only one....

• When I am broke as hell, well when I have no extra money on hand, there are so many things that I can name and list that I would like to do or buy, but when I get some money I get sudden amnesia I can't remember none of the things in which I wrote, much less find the paper I wrote it on. 
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• I'm at home getting myself ready with a list of things to do(in my head), get ready grab my keys, hop in the car , start to drive and can't remember where the hell I need to go.
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• Am I the only one who has accidently walked out the house for work in a rush, get to the car , or get to work and realize that I am rocking something that should only be worn at home.Ex: house shoes, couple of rods, rollers in the hair. LOL. Sooo embarrassing, the shoes were so freaking comfortable forgot they were even on my feet.
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• That when going to the grocery pick and after I spend like $200 dollars, check out, look in my cart and only see like 4 grocery bags. What the hell, did somebody steal some of my shit or what.  I didn't buy anything ORGANIC, I'm not a name brand freak, dahell is wrong with this picture.
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• Who can't even enjoy a relaxing ride in my car because all I can do is stare at the damn Gas needle wondering if I'm gonna make it to my next destination, or worrying about having to put more gas in my car.
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• Who can tell you a list of good behind websites for Fashion related products, electronics and a good ass sale online, but can't even tell you what channel the latest shows are on.(a lil exaggerated). When Love and Hip Hop comes I damn near miss the whole show looking for the channel. I don't watch TV like that anymore. Thank you STeVE Jobs and Bill Gates. My family hates you by the way..
•   I KNOW I AIN'T The OnlY oNE..